Published: Tue, August 14, 2018
Sport | By Gary Shelton

The Browns, Bud Light Announced Some Major News This Morning

The Browns, Bud Light Announced Some Major News This Morning

Winning is its own reward, but Bud Light wants to give beleaguered Browns fans something else should their team happen to win a game in 2018. Don't Browns fans deserve *something* for enduring one win over two seasons? If the Browns have yet another winless season, fans will spend all those games staring longingly at the beer locked away in those fridges, never to be released.

If you don't follow the National Football League, you might wonder why the Browns getting a win is such a big deal. While the Browns had very little talent on the first team previous year, their backups were even worse once injuries started to take place. We love you for it, and so does @budlight.

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Bud Light has partnered with 10 bars in Cleveland to unveil "victory fridges" for the Browns' first win of the season. At the very moment the Browns achieve that long-awaited victory, the Bud Light Browns Victory Fridges will simultaneously unlock, giving fans 21 and over the chance to enjoy the sweet taste of victory together. This smart-technology fridge will automatically unlock after the Browns secure their first regular season win. Hopefully fans won't have to wait too much longer for another one - if only so they can get some free beer. The refrigerators will open whether the victory comes at home or on the road. Maybe they can turn that into some free-beer-generating momentum as they head into the regular season. Now in the midst of the preseason, the Browns will open the regular season on September 9 when they host the Pittsburgh Steelers at 1 p.m.

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